Shmerved 

Really drunk or under the influence of some drug

Yo man im so shmerved right now.

Shmerved by Don Chepe May 17, 2010

somerville steamer 

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person

yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.

somerville steamer by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009

Somerset Middle School 

Somerset middle school is the shittiest place you could ever be. I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. Most teachers don’t give two shits id your depressed or not. Once I cried in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being a baby. I was just told to kill myself

Have you ever been to Somerset Middle School

Yeah I wanna die

Somerset Middle School by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019

Smer 

when you dont know how you feel or what to say.
can also be associated to amazing people.

1)'how are you?'
"smer!"

2)'wow, look at him! hes totaly Smer!'

Smer by smerface March 7, 2009

Semere

To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.

Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere

Semere by FlowerVase July 29, 2018

Shmere 

Shmere

Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun

1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb

1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties

Damn it Shmere!!

Shmere by meredith769 June 17, 2010

simeran singh 

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger

wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot

simeran singh by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018