Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.

May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back by IIIICON February 11, 2009

stanky simmons 

1. smells like kero
2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
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Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".

grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.

damn my trailer just fell down.... whata stanky simmons

stanky simmons by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008

Gene Simmons 

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

Gene Simmons by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009

Ava simmons

She’s the best person you will ever meet i love her so much she has a great personality, the best smile, she has amazing eyes, everything about her is just perfect and she will always be mine no matter what I will marry her someday(unless the cat takes her) but she’s the best person I have ever met

Here comes Ava simmons she looks perfect.

Ava simmons by Damienxavairl February 1, 2022

to simmons 

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

to simmons by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008

Simoned 

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

Simoned by Paul February 8, 2004

Diane Simmons 

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!

Diane Simmons by Rock DJ December 3, 2004