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Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.
Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.
Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming”

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne
Samming by Harolds4nipples__ July 11, 2019

Scraping the glue 

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.
Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

Screaming Nigger Fallacy

The trite insinuation or assumption that anyone who has a problem with an online service, game or community's rules — specifically draconian rules based around restricting what members are allowed to say, — just wants to scream the word "nigger."

An inherent, reflexive, reductionist stance that dictates all support for free speech just means you want to spam the word "nigger" and don't care about anything else.
Screaming Nigger Fallacy User: "I don't think you care about people being allowed to express their views. I think you just want to say 'nigger.' I bet that's what you were banned for!"

screaming camel 

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.
I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

kicking and screaming 

when somebody is struggling to keep from being forcibly moved, removed, or pulled against their will or otherwise do something that they do not want to do.
Amanda Knox says she will only go back to Italy "kicking and screaming" after an Italian court ruled she should not have been cleared.