One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.

Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.

donut plunger by Sin2199 May 7, 2010

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Gatorade Plunger

While having intercourse, the man empties a squirt-gatorade bottle. After squeezing all the air out, the man submerges the bottle in the vagina as much as possible, just as the girl is cuming. Once inside the women's vag, the man lets go of the bottle, filling it with amino acids. He then proceeds to feed these collected liquids to her, or squirt them on a friend. YUMMMM

Damn boi, that was one hell of a gatorade plunger. I can still taste the half-gallon of cum in my mouth.

Gatorade Plunger by bLUMPKINbRIGADERsyc3 April 7, 2011

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blumpkin plunger

a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum

Mike gave Alicia a blumpkin plunger because of her inability to get him off.

blumpkin plunger by Danger Taylor February 24, 2008

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plunger

A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.

Beware- Man With Plunger

I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.

plunger by El Presidente Puejo May 2, 2006

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