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Heat poisoning 

Heat poisoning is an illness that caused Marilyn Manson to collapse on stage on August 18th, 2018
"I've actually had some uhh... heat poisoning, but I think I'll survive" - Marilyn Manson
Heat poisoning by Rad Stink August 23, 2018

Anime Poisoning 

A symptom caused by over-exposure to anime. Often results in people dressing up as characters. (Not for Halloween, just for general life) Victims will also use random mispronounced Japanese words in conversation. They will eat sushi or noodles for every meal, have an unhealthy obsession with ninjas, draw pictures of characters, and will insist on asking you if you like certain animes. Answering 'No.' will most certainly result in being called 'a giant super-baka'. They often write stories featuring anime characters in oddly sexual situations. Some will cary around a notebook which they genuinely believe has the power to kill. (If this were true, there would be very little sufferers from Anime Poisoning. As they'd all be dead.)

Best prescribed treatment is to punch the affected person in the face. Repeat until cured or dead, whichever comes first.
The following examples are all real situations. They have happened before and most likely will happen again.

Anime Poisoned Girl: Look at me! I'm not sitting in a normal way! I must be L! That makes me super-kawaii!
Me: Please die.

Fat girl in store: They don't have any cosplay wigs. This sucks, let's go.
I laughed uncontrollably. Fortunately, I hid behind a book.

Overheard in internet café: Look, Suzie-chan! They got DeiSasu Yaoi on this site!
Someone else: Shut up.

Stranger at school: Hey! Do you like Naruto?!
Me: No. I don't even know you. Please fuck off.
Stranger: Wow, you must be such a baka. Naruto for the win! It's kakkoii.
Me: Ugh.

Anime Poisoning is a deadly disease. Stamp it out.

caffeine poisoning 

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.
Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.
Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game
"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

Pershing 

Pershing is a musty ass school filled with bad ass kids and bum ass teachers
Pershing by liltayk October 1, 2018

awesomeness personified 

1.) Giving the term awesomeness human qualities.
2.) Something that is so awesome, beyond what words can describe.
Adeesh's existence is the definition of awesomeness personified.

(Adeesh is an Indian celebrity)