overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

Parched by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

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Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

Porched by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018

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Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

Perthed by sispec warrior November 3, 2013

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