Aldo Ovaltine 

A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.

Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"

Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"

Guy 1: "no"

Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"

Aldo Ovaltine by Otis Gould October 11, 2011

obvious ovulation october 

ObviousOvulation Octobre is the month where you should try to "reproduce" in as many places as possible (Often public places) during the month of october. Is also called O.O.O or Triple O

"Dude I did it on the bus, how many places have you done now that it's Obvious Ovulation October.

obvious ovulation october by BruhMomenter12344 November 20, 2019

Osmalation 

n. Is a gooey substance that errupts from Osmans penis in a time of excitement. Other forms are: Osmalating and Osmalated.

I just osmalated everywhere.

Osmalation by meh November 18, 2003

ovulation obsessed 

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.

Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.

ovulation obsessed by Karamel December 20, 2007

reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator 

to un-combigulate a state of trance in an ostalation matter of transfigulating a bad high

oh S*** i'm too high on acid to handle this, the reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator mind technique will get me out of this.

reconbigulating ostalation transfigulator by Jack_diddly June 23, 2007

No ovulation October

The boys couldn’t simp in September. Now it’s time for the girls to have a challenge. No Ovulation October (N.O.O) is when a female is not allowed to ovulate during the month of October. It’s plain and simple.

Samantha said “God damn! It’s no ovulation October.”

No ovulation October by 2 gigantic nuts October 4, 2020

standing ovation 

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

standing ovation by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009