Ovalation

what a math teacher recieves when she fails to draw a perfect circle

Whenever Mrs. Buckingham tries to draw a circle, she suffers from ovalation

Ovalation by Jillyy! October 21, 2008

obamation 

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"

He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!

obamation by mave73 October 22, 2008

Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.

I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.

Ovaltine Surprise by iamxander November 7, 2010

sitting ovation 

When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.

lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.

sitting ovation by erieee May 24, 2010

ovaltine 

Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.

We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.

ovaltine by Wisk February 6, 2008

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

A Standing Ovation by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Ovulation

When a woman is particularly more attracted to a man and is really horny for the majority of this time

Ovulation is the middle of a female's monthly cycle

Ovulation by 001011010001 August 28, 2015