flaming moses

It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

by SPANKY1113 March 23, 2017

Holy Moses

A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise

Steven: Holy cow that cow is big

Gab: Holy Moses your right!

by Parnelli May 30, 2018

mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020

Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"

by M1lk_M4n October 4, 2009

Mocedian

A person who does comedy online but does not have the balls to do stand-up comedy in front of live audiences. They live on the internet

Jen Hatton is a mocedian

by Jen_Hatton June 13, 2018

Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

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by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010

Moser Weekend

In the US, a long weekend is defined as days off from working for an employer Friday through Sunday, or alternatively, Saturday through Monday. A Moser weekend is defined explicitly as having an extra day off on Thursday, equating to days off from work Thursday through Sunday.

If you need anything from me this week, please notify me by end of day Wednesday as I'm taking a Moser weekend.

by anisomorpha April 10, 2023