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Rusty Machete 

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.
After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

Meat Machete 

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.
At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.
Meat Machete by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

moolie machete 

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.
Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.
moolie machete by La'Rell August 31, 2017

daddy machete 

Known as machete he found himself a big haxor in the swatting and ddos community

This guy also got passed around by every girl

But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1
daddy machete by Tha feds February 17, 2021

spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.
"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."
spaghetti machete by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

161 machete attacks 

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs
161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks
161 machete attacks by Cody5050 January 28, 2022