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Jason is a beautiful, smart, athletic, perfect, amazing, drop dead beautiful, and sexy guy that every girl loves. He can be shy at first, but when you get to meet him, he has a golden personality. He can make you feel happier on your saddest days, and his deep brown eyes can just kill you. He's the best boyfriend a girl can have. Even though he had a bad past, as long as you treat him like treasure, he will love you forever.
Wow, you see jason? He's beautiful."

"Just the typical jason."
Jason by Camouflageisthebestbro October 14, 2013
greatest friend a person could ever ask for. funny, cute, and a great kisser. responsible and won't take advantage of anyone. great personality. can be quiet or look stoned, but can laugh a lot if you tickle them in the perfect spot. Any girl would be lucky to have them as a boyfriend
you can't have a fun day without jason
jason looks stoned, but hes adorable
Jason by ATLover4 November 26, 2010
a guy typically born in the 70's who is very attractive, known to be well endowed and a hit with the ladies.
"Man who is that guy over there with all the chicks?"
"Oh, thats just Jason."
Jason by DaMan1975 February 3, 2010
Jason is the type of kid to go afk while gaming to go simp for a girl. Never can trust this fuck. You’ll be mid game and he will just leave the squad behind. TBH not for the boys and his girl always trying to pull him away. tough life, we always hope jason can hop on for gaming sesh but his simping abilities don’t allow him to.
Mom you know that kid Jason? Kids a simp. Didn’t even play with the boys last night :(
Jason by roguearmy October 24, 2020
A guy that is old school, he will treat you like his Queen so treat him decent, he is loyal and a hard worker. Don’t cheat on this guy as he is a real keeper and your Parents will adore him.
He is funny as hell, so much so even his farts will make you laugh.

If you decide to have kids with him, no doubt he will be the best father ever.

A Jason can cook, clean and knows how to love.

Don’t fuck with him though cause he will ram a foot up your arse as he boots you out the door.
“Have you met that Jason guy yet?, he’s hot as hell and sure knows how to fuck...oh and he’s a funny guy”!!!
Jason by This is funnier February 25, 2019
Lazarbeam: Jason is so proud of me
Jason: I am so proud of you
Jason by An Indian man🇮🇳 August 27, 2019