Femboy hooters 

Best place in town if you want extra thick milkshakes

Person 1: I'm hungry, lets go for a bite
Person 2: where?
Person 3: Femboy hooters
Person 2: that's fucking gay
Person 1 & 3: fuck you

Femboy hooters by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

Hooker's phone 

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

Hooker's phone by Parcerito January 28, 2010

dimestore hooker 

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.

1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!

dimestore hooker by Daisy March 26, 2004

Volunteer Hooker 

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

Volunteer Hooker by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010

Hooey 

When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"

WHaT ThE!- ThaTS A loAD OF Hooey

Hooey by 🌸💗ι wαnτ τo βε α flowεr💗🌸 November 9, 2018

hoofenhafen 

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

hoofenhafen by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

Hoofer Boomer by The Proverbial August 5, 2021