Hempes 

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

Hempfield High School 

A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.

Hempfield High School

Hempfield High School by Manwtf2929290009 January 24, 2021

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

hempburger 

A hybrid gourmet burger considered far superior to the plain old hamburger.

Lets have a barbecue and serve the mighty hempburger instead!

hempburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

Hempn 

Sometimes spelled " hemping" is the act of driving to the worst part of town to look for the nearest drug dealer. Usually looking for hemp.

Dude 1: I wanna smoke some bud. Right fucking now!

Dude 2: Shit, let's go hempn

Or

Dude 1: damn, where's Alex, were supposed to be smokin right now.

Dude 2: Chill the fuck out, he's hempn. He'll be back in a bit.

Hempn by Hempn March 2, 2010