9 definitions by Hempn
A console shaped like a mini grill that has controllers with a crappy layout. Two analog sticks that are way too sensative and leave you in an awkward position while using them. The controller has a useless accessory called a sixaxis. It measures rotation and acceleration, it's meant to enhance the experience but it really fucks it up. Fuck the ps3.
Penis
Sucking
3-somes
Penis
Sucking
3-somes
by Hempn February 26, 2010
SGD: means Strawberry Goodness Deluxe
It smells like pure diarrhea-ass-fart-poop.
800% diarrhea, 80% turd, and its really chunky.
It takes more than one flush to properly "clean out" the bowl.
It smells like pure diarrhea-ass-fart-poop.
800% diarrhea, 80% turd, and its really chunky.
It takes more than one flush to properly "clean out" the bowl.
Hank: Ahhh man, I gotta take an SGD.
Frank: You'd better get ten rolls of toilet paper and three bottles of Lysol.
an example of a SGD can be found here:
( go to youtube and add this /watch?v=dSjDnwlbi-Y
Frank: You'd better get ten rolls of toilet paper and three bottles of Lysol.
an example of a SGD can be found here:
( go to youtube and add this /watch?v=dSjDnwlbi-Y
by Hempn July 13, 2011
A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
by Hempn March 3, 2010
When someone wins the lottery or accumulates over 5 million dollars. Once they have enough money they can go into retirement under the age of 30 or early 40s. After they retire, they can buy a nice house and do whatever the fuck they want without working or having the need of money again.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
The act of running across the dark hallway to your parents room when you were a kid. Sprinting is used when the kid is crossing the darkest part of the hallway.
Little kid: (runs to parents room while making ally of noise)
big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
by Hempn February 27, 2010
When a group of two or more players mindlessly tap a button during a video game. This usually happens during the main menu of a game. The first player tries to set up the game while the other players also try to set it up but at the same time, everyone is fighting for control by tapping buttons.
1st player: alright, let me choose a map...
2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy
2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy
by Hempn August 31, 2010
The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.
Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.
Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
by Hempn February 27, 2010