flatulist 

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner

A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.

flatulist by FartAficionado July 29, 2016

Flatulicious 

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.

With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!

Flatulicious by IanSean April 4, 2008

Flatulitis 

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.

Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.

Flatulitis by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

flatulizer 

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.

Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.

flatulizer by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005

Flatliner 

A person whos eyebrows lack an arch.

Gentleman: Hon, you should really pluck your eyebrows, you look like a total flatliner.
Woman: Thanks, Hon.

Flatliner by LadyGagum November 26, 2009

flatline 

A monotonous, expressionless person, lacking any enthusiasm or emotion. The term comes from hospital lingo, where a patient is said to flatline when a continuous straight line is displayed on their heart monitor, indicating death.

"...as excited as that flatline can get. I had to remind him twice to keep breathing."

flatline by Der Golem February 7, 2010

Flatline 

An alcoholic beverage (a "bomb") made by dropping a shot of one part Goldschlager and one part Jagermeister into a vodka redbull. Consumption of multiple flatlines may cause one to become "flatlined."

Gully: Yo I had like twelve flatlines last night. I wasn't that drunk though.
Person number 2: No. You were flatlined, you got kicked out, and shut up.

Flatline by J'Mackafart September 20, 2010