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That's not funny 

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.
Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.
That's not funny by Zenguin March 15, 2017

It's snot funny 

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast
Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

Money's acting funny, change a little strange 

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
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She's gonna be walking funny in the morning 

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids

It's not even funny 

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.
John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.
It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011