It is the sound produced when a fat pigeon flies straight into a closed window or when a bottle of store brand Root Beer drops to the floor in a minimart .
Drumpf can also be used to describe an unsuccessful or failed action.
Furthermore Drumpf serves as a term for a person who is not reallysuccessful although said person wants to make you believe quite the opposite using 'the best words'.
"When I was drunk I wanted brag by doing a front flip but I slipped and *drumpf* landed with my face right in the dirt."
"How did your test go?" - "Not that great, I totally drumpfed it!"
"I've got this great business idea - you guys should totally invest!" - "Don't listen to him, he's a drumpf."
the kind of poop one takes when exhausted, especially from illness, where the act of pushing almost feels too much to manage if it weren't for the pain in one's gut forcing one to forge on despite the weakness and overall lack of strength; the kind of poop where if someone were to walk in on you in the act, you would be more relieved to find someone who could help you than be embarrassed.
I thought I was going to pass out from the drumpf I took while I had the flu; in an act of unfathomable kindness, my roommate helped me off the toilet and back into bed because of the weakness and exhaustion i felt from it.
Drumpf is the actual last name of Donald J. "Trump".
If Donald Drumpf is true to his teachings, he should be proud of his name as well, as seen by his tweet to Jon Stewart, who should be "proud of his heritage". ~Drumpf
Person 1: Dude, I love Trump's thoughts on how immigration can be a serious problem.
Person 2: It's actually Drumpf.
Person 1: Oh, okay. I love Drumpf's thoughts on immigration then.