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It is the sound produced when a fat pigeon flies straight into a closed window or when a bottle of store brand Root Beer drops to the floor in a minimart .
Drumpf can also be used to describe an unsuccessful or failed action.
Furthermore Drumpf serves as a term for a person who is not really successful although said person wants to make you believe quite the opposite using 'the best words'.
"When I was drunk I wanted brag by doing a front flip but I slipped and *drumpf* landed with my face right in the dirt."
"How did your test go?" - "Not that great, I totally drumpfed it!"
"I've got this great business idea - you guys should totally invest!" - "Don't listen to him, he's a drumpf."
drumpf by Jim Bow Joe August 17, 2016
the kind of poop one takes when exhausted, especially from illness, where the act of pushing almost feels too much to manage if it weren't for the pain in one's gut forcing one to forge on despite the weakness and overall lack of strength; the kind of poop where if someone were to walk in on you in the act, you would be more relieved to find someone who could help you than be embarrassed.
I thought I was going to pass out from the drumpf I took while I had the flu; in an act of unfathomable kindness, my roommate helped me off the toilet and back into bed because of the weakness and exhaustion i felt from it.
Drumpf by foxtail.billy August 17, 2016
Drumpf is the actual last name of Donald J. "Trump".
If Donald Drumpf is true to his teachings, he should be proud of his name as well, as seen by his tweet to Jon Stewart, who should be "proud of his heritage". ~Drumpf
Person 1: Dude, I love Trump's thoughts on how immigration can be a serious problem.
Person 2: It's actually Drumpf.
Person 1: Oh, okay. I love Drumpf's thoughts on immigration then.
drumpf by Mysterious Hello August 19, 2016
To use power for selfish and shameless acts of greed, bribery, swindling, dishonesty, corruption, and extortion .
The crooked politician would regularly drumpf his constituents and even foreign governments to line his own pockets.
Drumpf by Armando2023 May 14, 2025

Drumpf eater 

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.
KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.
Drumpf eater by ciabrat January 26, 2017

Drumpf and Disorderly 

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.
Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.