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Kellyanne 

Kellyanne (n.) - The act of effectively dodging a question or situation in order to avoid being held accountable for one's own behavior.

Some common techniques include changing the topic, blaming others, denying facts with extreme confidence, pulling blatantly false information directly out of one's ass, or all of the above.
"They played the security footage of me robbing a bank, so I just pulled a Kellyanne and blamed the whole thing on Obama."
Kellyanne by surprisebxtch February 12, 2017
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Kellyanne 

Kellyanne is so trashy she queen of the trailer park
Kellyanne by Og triple og 928 January 11, 2017

Kellyanne 

An exotic name for an exotic woman. Kellyannes are always extremely smart and hilarious. Their beauty is unique, but true and unbelievable just like their name. They are exceptional at poetry, writing, singing, and acting. They can be sexy, cute, or just plain beautiful, depending on their mood. You will never meet anyone as amazing as one named Kellyanne. They tend to either be really silly or really serious. Their mind can have thoughts so deep, no other person's mind can handle it. Yet, Kellyannes still manage to be extremely fun people.
Michelle: My best friend is SO amazing
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Kellyanne Anonymous

A nickname growing in popularity for Trump’s last confidante, Kellyanne Conway, as it becomes increasingly clear that she is the “anonymous” author of the recent explosive White House tell-all.
Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.