Desk wetting 

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

Desk wetting by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

Desk Job 

A blow job given from under a desk while the recipient sits at said desk.

Monica Lewinsky didn't have a desk job, but she sure gave one.

Desk Job by Polidicks March 4, 2009

Desk Jockey 

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

Desk Jockey by Kev23 September 11, 2005

desk lifter 

n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .

That's what I go to school for! :D - A particularly bad song about a desk lifter

desk lifter by Rob Marliski November 7, 2008

Desk Hickey 

The mark on your face that is left from a desk when you fall asleep in class.

"Dude, were you sleeping in English? Because you have a huge desk hickey on your cheek!"

Desk Hickey by ceb2010 April 24, 2010

Desk Soup 

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

Desk Soup by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

Desk-Rape 

When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.

I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.

Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...

Desk-Rape by Jenkisani February 27, 2011