3 definitions by Polidicks

A blow job given from under a desk while the recipient sits at said desk.
Monica Lewinsky didn't have a desk job, but she sure gave one.
by Polidicks March 4, 2009
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The act of achieving sexual penetration of all three orifices of a woman within a 24 hours period, often for charity.
Hey Dave you gonna sponsor me for this year's Three Hole Challenge? All funds raised will be going to a good cause.
by Polidicks March 22, 2023
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When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022
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