Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024

cornflake

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word

"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."

by ashlyn. October 27, 2008

cornflake girl

The term comes from a song written by tori amos about betrayall between women. In the song two factions of women are referred to; the "Raisin Girls" are "multicultural" and open-minded while the "Cornflake Girls" of the title are "narrowminded and full of prejudice". This aludes to their distribution on a cereal box, then "raisin girls" are harder to find.

She will never accept your idea, she's a total cornflake girl

by JessoT May 28, 2008

Cornflake

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.

Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.

by NURTON January 13, 2017

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”

by BobMcBobbins June 4, 2018

baked cheese vinegar corn flakes

an insane snack for genius people.

take 2 handful of corn flakes > put on a tin foil > pour a bit of vinegar over them > add slices of your prefrered cheese and some pepper on top > put in top of oven set to grill function > wait. observe. feel like a genius and enjoy.

"..bro have you heard of teh geniuses that eat baked cheese vinegar corn flakes?!" - ' yeeeeeeeeeeea bruv, mad shit!'

by ed newt May 3, 2023