jizz blizzard 

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.

"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."

jizz blizzard by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

shit blizzard 

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

shit blizzard by kalisz June 14, 2010

blizzard buddy 

A bootycall used during large snowstorms.

They're calling for 10 inches of snow tomorrow. Better get a blizzard buddy

blizzard buddy by witty08 October 6, 2016

Blizzard Blast 

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate

"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it

Blizzard Blast by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

brown blizzard 

The reaction that occurs after drinking four shots of expesso on an empty stomach.

I drank so much expresso I got a brown blizzard and had to change my pants.

brown blizzard by brownbomber88 April 11, 2014

jamacain blizzard 

When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face

oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks

jamacain blizzard by te anau boy April 13, 2015

DQ Blizzard 

A common occurrence wherein the male ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and the semen fails to fall out of said vagina. Name derives from the Dairy Queen gimic where the employee briefly holds the customer’s Blizzard upside down just because they can.

Nut so thicc that ho got a DQ Blizzard instead of a creampie

DQ Blizzard by ColdNThicc March 5, 2019