3 definitions by te anau boy

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After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
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When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
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When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face
oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
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