Bashed Crab 

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

Bashed Crab by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007

Miami Beached 

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.

"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."

Miami Beached by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

bachelor shower 

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

bachelor shower by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

beached as 

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

beached as by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Bachewychomp 

Part of the incoherent language of retarded genetically engineered clones.

Clone Stan: Chomp chomp BACHEWYCHOMP!

Bachewychomp by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Bachelor Breakfast 

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

Bachelor Breakfast by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008

two backed beast 

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.

"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'

two backed beast by keifermail August 22, 2008