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Trannysaurus Mess 

1. An old drag queen or cross dresser often found sitting at the end of the bar, drunk before noon time.

2. A geriatric cross dresser who just doesn't care about appearance anymore, but feels obligated to go out in drag anyway. Often will spit while talking due to years of intoxication and/or recent stroke.

3. Any queeny homosexual too fucked up to realize how comletely obnoxious they are.
1. Dame Edna is such a trannysaurus mess, look at that make-up.
2. Martina Navratilova looks like a trannysaurus mess, slapping those balls between her legs.
3. Mrs. Doubtfire is the best movie for up-and-coming trannysaurus messes!
4. Marv Albert, you are such a trannysaurus mess!
Trannysaurus Mess by SP3 October 6, 2012

transmessisexual 

People who claim they don’t hate messi, but tweet about him every single second and talk about him when his name wasn’t even mentioned
That guy is a huge transmessisexual
transmessisexual by Jaxson123987 October 11, 2020

Trantiveness 

The emotion that results when the centers for pleasure and pain locked into simultaneous and continuous activation at beyond human intensity. This occurs via psychic trauma and/or radical non-sapient transfiguration resulting from encounters with cosmic entities. The body and mind is reformed into a bio-engineered conduit for pure pain and pleasure impulses The metabolic activity is so great that the body itself will distort and reform with surges of each opposing impulse.
Bob was sent into a howling void of "trantiveness." All thought, consciousness and awareness was ripped from him. He was transmogrified into a horrific and maddeningly engineered flesh machine, capable only of perceiving purest bliss and sharpest suffering. He dared to flip off Cthulhu and received his eternal punishment and reward. Bob remained "trantive" until the stars became dust.
Trantiveness by Ouchydoom November 22, 2021

Ginger Transition Temperature 

This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).

It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...

if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.

The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).

En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.

If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.

after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.

After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?

Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...

Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...

Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....

jack transaction 

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.

glitter transfer 

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received
Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!
glitter transfer by MeanJean June 8, 2014

slimy transcript fabricators 

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.
We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!