beer battered strawberry starfish 

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

beer battered strawberry starfish by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

basterd 

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.

Jon Thomas is a basterd!!

basterd by JonThomas August 26, 2009

master blaster of disaster 

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

master blaster of disaster by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

buffalo blaster 

n. - To finger blast a girl after eating buffalo wings or after applying hot sauce to one's fingers. This act can be given to a girl out of fetish, or as an act of hate fucking.

That girl is into some kinky shit. Last night I gave her a buffalo blaster.

I buffalo blasted your mom.

buffalo blaster by Manley December 15, 2008

ass blaster 

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

ass blaster by Chaos July 20, 2003

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

Blaster by tom November 23, 2003

bastered 

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.

You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.

bastered by IronFist February 1, 2005