Snive

A person, place, or thing that has the characteristic of being over the top weird, sneaky, funny, like no other.

After Maddy pooped out of a two story window, Abby said, “WOW, that was really snive Maddy!”

Snive by Snive-Ann November 24, 2018

Sniper-check 

The act of saluting an officer in a combat zone. Snipers in every military are trained to take out leadership, as they are "key personnel". Saluting in combat zones, at least when outside the wire, is not allowed. Therefore, saluting an officer in that situation is a dick move.

Soldier: (salutes) Sniper-check, sir!"
Officer: What the fuck?

Sniper-check by virgil mcgypsy June 13, 2012

Severus Snape 

n. An ambiguous character in the Harry Potter series. He teaches the Potions class, speaks mostly in a whisper and snarls a lot.

In the books, he is a thin, spider-like man with a large hooked nose and greasy black shoulder-length hair. He wears billowing black robes and pretty much dislikes everyone.

In the movies, he is Alan Rickman in a non-wizardy but completely adorable outfit.

Fangirl: Aaaahhhhh! Cuteness!
Snape: Silence!
Fangirl: Sevvie-cakes!
Snape: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!

Severus Snape by Kalondo January 1, 2005

Snip Trip

A required gift consisting of a guys trip in honor of getting a vasectomy.

Honey I’ve healed from my vasectomy and it is time for my snip trip.

Snip Trip by JSBP July 21, 2018

Snape Killing 

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent.

(Snape killed Dumbledore to deceive Lord Voldemort into believing Snape was his ultimate agent)

Kylo Ren needed to prove his worth to Snoke because Kylo is actually getting back at the dark side for killing his loved one, as seen by the possible grave Luke stands next to at the end of "The Force Awakens", so he Snape killed Han Solo. (This is JUST a THEORY) kylo ren severous snape dumbledore voldemort snape killing

Snape Killing by DeathSpawner September 4, 2016

cum sniper 

A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.

I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.

cum sniper by Rumplenutz January 9, 2017

eBay sniper

The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.

Locutus is a eBay sniper.

eBay sniper by Webadillo March 11, 2006