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Wellesley College 

The best of the best. The top women's college in the US, shall I say more?

Wellesley is full of brilliant women out to change the world. Capable of attending the "ivies", these women are drawn to the nurturing environment.

Once a Wellesley woman, always a Wellesley woman. Notable alumni are Hilary Clinton and Albright.
130 years of women on top and still going.

The MIT and Harvard men fall head over heals when they see this women. Look out!
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Wellesley Wait 

Boston area drivers are known for acting as if they are the only ones on the road, but there is a phenomenon in Wellesley (a very affluent suburb) which I have dubbed the "Wellesley Wait."

Drivers from other parts of Massachusetts and especially from out-of-state should pay heed to the example if they have the chance to drive through this beautiful town.
You are driving along one of Wellesley's major streets, notably Route 135 (Great Plain Ave) and Route 16 (Washington St). A driver (sorry to say, it is almost always a female) of an expensive SUV or European Station Wagon comes to a complete stop at the end of a side street or long driveway (many of Wellesley's "driveways" are longer than actual streets) and common sense/consensus would indicate this means the driver will wait for you to pass and then pull on to the state highway.

But nooooooo. You are driving along at 30-40 mph; there is nobody behind you nor in front of you. Just as you approach the intersection/driveway, the Wellesley driver will obliviously pull out right in front of you and proceed at a cement mixer's pace.

I don't condone jack rabbit starts, but if you are going to cut somebody off in your "Limited edition" Jeep, Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW SUV, inevitably equipped with the optional V8 engine, or turbocharged Volvo or Audi station wagon, please try to get up to at least 25 mph within 30 seconds after causing a driver minding his/her own business to nearly rear-end your yuppiemobile due to a mixture of selfishness and sense of oblivion.

The offending "Wellesley Wait" driver is almost always yacking away on her cell phone, impervious to the world around her.

The worst intersection for this infraction is where Benvenue Street intersects with Route 135/Great Plain Ave.

If you come to this intersection and one of these drivers abruptly cuts you off at the last minute, don't waste your energy honking your horn or otherwise getting angry. Just be prepared to poke behind that BMW X5 or Volvo Cross Country at 20 mph until you reach Olin College; most of the time, the driver will FINALLY reach speeds of 35-40 mph.
Wellesley Wait by DFJD April 11, 2008

Wellesley Women 

"Women who will" (TM)...

...make advances in medicine
...publish award winning novels
...win nobel prizes
...achieve their dreams
...kick your ass for stereotyping them
Wellesley Women get things done, when they choose.
Wellesley Women by C May 13, 2005

Wellesley College 

An amazing school 30 min from Boston that offers women the best of everything, from education to personal growth to the future. It boasts an awesome extention of alumnae connection, wonderful professors who teach because its what they love to do, and it has a tight community that is incomparable.
I hated Harvard when I was there. I wish I attended Wellesley instead.

Wellesley Goggles 

When you've been at Wellesley long enough that the standards of male attractivness are lowerd substantially.
Girl 1: Look, he's cute!
Girl 2: Honey, I think you've developed Wellesley goggles. That guy clearly has not showered or shaved in several months.
Wellesley Goggles by wzlygirl September 21, 2011

Wellesley chop 

The short haircut that many girls decide to get when they first come to Wellesley College, a private womens' liberal arts school. Some associate this trend with the school's high queer population (many students come out upon arriving at Wellesley), the fact that long hair is difficult to take care of, no longer having to impress men in an all-female environment, or because the other women played with their hair too much.
Dude, did you see Ana? She totally went for the Wellesley chop!
Wellesley chop by modernvoid January 16, 2009

Wellesley College 

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more? Wellesley chicks are in a class of their own, just ask the boys from Harvard and MIT
Wait, she has a kick ass career and married the cutest boy from Harvard?
Oh she went to Wellesley...
Wellesley College by BS May 13, 2005