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uc san diego 

Located on an oceanside cliff in sunny La Jolla, UC San Diego is one of the world's top institutions for producing researchers, innovators, and awkward engineers. It is consistently ranked #1 by Washington Monthly, a magazine that nobody reads. As California's unofficial science department, UCSD research discovered the first evidence for climate change, the cause of diabetes, and a colony of endangered ants living in Chancellor Khosla's mustache. Its mascot, King Triton, is well-known as the most badass eunuch of all time.

UC San Diego is minutes from most of San Diego's world-class attractions. But if you're looking for UCSD students, you'll find them napping at Black's Beach wishing they could surf, waiting in line at TapEx, or hiding from social interaction in Geisel Library. Despite not having a football team, students find things to do, like studying for midterms between raves.

UCSD was designed with a unique six-college system, to give freshmen an easy conversation starter. These colleges (Revelle, Muir, Marshall, Warren, Roosevelt, Sixth) are considered pretty equal, except for Sixth. Campus-wide traditions like the legendary Sun God Festival unite the colleges as one university.

Out of its 200,000 graduates, UCSD has produced exactly four famous alumni: Nick Woodman, who founded GoPro, and those three interchangeable Asians from Wong Fu Productions. The other 199,996 are all out there somewhere, still complaining about not having gotten into Berkeley.
Even with triton eye, it's harder to find a parking spot than a hot girl at UC San Diego.
uc san diego by trising July 28, 2016
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UC Niggavine 

Oh she goes to UC Niggavine? Better get strapped because they be stabbing and shooting people there. Fr.
UC Niggavine by Thedogsayswoofg March 12, 2019
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UC Irvine Football 

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

UC Niggavine 

UC Niggavine is a nickname for the University of California, Irvine.

UC Irvine has other nicknames like UC Indiscretion and University of Controversy, Irvine.
Damn did you know that chick goes to UC Niggavine?
Fr she gonna get shot up by Famous Dex
UC Niggavine by THEGstring October 25, 2018

UC Chabot 

Chabot Community College, in Hayward, California, which is often sarcastically referred to as UC Chabot by locals.
Essentially a cesspool of losers, save a few that were unfortunate to be denied entrance to any other college in high school and will actually manage to transfer out.
HS student 1: Hey guys, where are you going to college next year?
HS student 2: UCLA ftw!
HS student 3: Yale.
HS student 4: .....UC Chabot.
HS student 1, 2, and 3: Pwned.
UC Chabot by failure2 September 13, 2011

UC Berkeley 

A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."
You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.

Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
UC Berkeley by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011

UC Davis 

A University completely underrated. UC Davis is often hated on by people who aren't smart enough to get in or by Cal Poly students. If any of those people had ever actually visited the college they would see how amazing it is and how diverse the people are. One thing all can agree on is that it does smell like cow shit often, but the top of the line academics and ridiculously intelligent student body (give or take a few athletes) surpass that smell.

Contrary to what some of the prior posts say, UC Davis is many peoples' first choice and many choose it over Cal because of the fact that you can walk around the town without getting harassed by a homeless person, and for its insane pre-vet and overall science programs.

UC Davis is often considered the fourth best UC, behind SD...but the only thing SD is known for is having zero school pride and terrible(D3) athletics.
Person 1: I go to UC Davis

Person 2: Oh so you have crazy competitive academics, superior faculty, amazing food, a sick campus, a bike waiting to be stolen, and way too much school spirit

Person 1: Pretty much...
UC Davis by milonotis April 25, 2010