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UC Chabot 

Chabot Community College, in Hayward, California, which is often sarcastically referred to as UC Chabot by locals.
Essentially a cesspool of losers, save a few that were unfortunate to be denied entrance to any other college in high school and will actually manage to transfer out.

HS student 1: Hey guys, where are you going to college next year?
HS student 2: UCLA ftw!
HS student 3: Yale.
HS student 4: .....UC Chabot.
HS student 1, 2, and 3: Pwned.

UC Chabot by failure2 September 13, 2011