soft toilet paper phase 

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

soft toilet paper phase by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

Toilet paper 

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

Toilet paper by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

Toilet Terrorist 

When someone declares Jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. Generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. You will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death.

Joe, the Toilet Terrorist came over last night and wrecked my entire apartment with the bomb he dropped in my toilet!

Toilet Terrorist by JRKJR January 23, 2010

oh shit im out of toilet paper 

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Toilet Monster 

Toilet monster, A.K.A Flushy the Toilet Monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette. He recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Flushy the Toilet Monster on Prison Break last night???

Person 2: Yeah, he kicked ass!!

Toilet Monster by 1interestingguy October 12, 2011

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun 

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun by Toilet Shitter March 27, 2020

no-ply toilet paper 

toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.

Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.

Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!

no-ply toilet paper by brooskitooski September 11, 2010