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Flipping the Canadian bird 

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
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the Great Canadian fridge 

Place to keep your beer cold during a party in Canada 6-8 months of the year i.e. outside on the patio, deck, porch or terrasse.
"Great party! Where should I put the beer?" "Just put it in the great Canadian fridge."

The Great Canadian 

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

The lost canadian people

When the current "Canadians", the warrior matriach society and it's ruling misogynistic, wife-killing emperor took over what is widely known of as "Canada", the kind and gentle, oddly-accented "real" canadians were trapped in cages in what is falsely known of as NewFoundland,by the evil walrii (allegedly). The Current inhabitants who are reknowned as being with out judicial law, and live by a very direct and brutally literal interpretation of "surival of the fittest" as well as with the implementation of mandatory drinking laws, will imitate a relatively peaceful, reasonabley patriarchal (see equality of the sexes), democratic society, lead by their "prime minister" who is rumoured to really be a robot placed there by the evil walrii in order to distract the rest of the world from the "fake" canadians, and therefore essentially their own activities (which are largly unknown of by the "fake canadians", and the rest of the world). The imitation starts whenever a "foreigner" enters the country that is not otherwise garaunteed to keep utterly quite, and cannot be forced to be married to a female "fake" canadian, towns and cities are alerted to a foreingers nearness by a complicated alert system, even though the routine "tagging" of arriving foreingers at borders makes available many modes of tracking them that are easier, and more efficient. The governemnt is very deep and many layered, and many parts of it are actually entirely unaware of the other parts, government having little to do with, or awareness of the general populace, and vice versa(see fake canadian culture). The "fake" canadians are actually entirely unaware of the "real" canadians, or where the idea to imitate a democracy and install a fake prime minister came from, as they are more intent on battling to the death over property, aquiring wealth through the appropriating of entire families by a marriage and duel combination, and drinking levels of whiskey considered lethal for any human being (for more on "fake" canadian culture see fake canadian culture). The "Real" Canadians (RCP) have been in cages it is believed since some time in 1867, and the evil walrii have managed to keep them entirely hidden. Some disguised walrii soldiers having opened a zoo, and forced the "real" canadians to wear animal costumes, coupled with the vaporised hallucinogens they spray at people as the enter the zoo, this has been sucessful at passing the poor gentle "real" canadians off as zoo creatures, and making money.
There is some debate as to whether or not it is in fact the current "fake" canadian inhabitants who are technically the "real" canadians, due to the estimated time of their take over. As "Canada" only truly became it's own country in that same year and it is unknown exactly when in 1867 that the "fake canadians" arrived.
Who are The lost Canadian people anyway?

the full canadian

While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising
Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian
the full canadian by cheify24 December 20, 2014

The Royal Canadian 

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.
I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

the multi racial canadian hockey player 

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one