testes

1. Testicles
2. Exams more difficult than quizzes, but not as difficult as regular tests.

If you think your English professor's 'quizzies' are difficult, then you would hate to see his 'testes'.

testes by Child w/Headphones December 12, 2008

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testioscoliosis

A rather nebulous condition involving the testicles. This condition may be used occasionally for a sick day from work. As nefarious sounding as it is, who would ask?

"Bob, I'm afraid I can't come to work today. I've got a bad case of testioscoliosis."

testioscoliosis by maninblues August 3, 2007

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Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

Canine's testes by dcs234 May 28, 2006

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besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

besties with testes by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010