Santorum Surge 

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.

After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets

Santorum Surge by CptFitz January 6, 2012

Surging sanders 

When you come out of nowhere.

That storm came through like a surging sanders.

Surging sanders by identd April 25, 2016

data surgeon 

A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.

Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "

Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "

data surgeon by kiwi_donut June 15, 2017

Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.

"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"

Anal Surge by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016

Virgin Surgeon 

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.

1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.

Virgin Surgeon by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004

Brain Salad Surgery 

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album

Brain Salad Surgery by Alex March 13, 2003

Surge iOS 

A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.

If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.

Surge iOS by GS Joker April 15, 2020