stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.

Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.

stool stabber by General Jizz August 17, 2006

stool wax 

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

stool wax by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018

stool drool 

n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual

Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.

stool drool by AnalTox March 2, 2009

Stool jewels 

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

Stool jewels by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Stool Pusher 

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.

When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?

Stool Pusher by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010

stool pigeon

dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,

50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.

stool pigeon by paul January 26, 2004