Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

Staten Island Surprise by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

Northern United States

A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”

I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”

Northern United States by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019

united states 

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.

hmmmm... what do you put in these things??

united states by fub September 15, 2004

staten island write up 

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

staten island write up by slipsheet February 6, 2005

the states 

Informal way to say United States of America.

I'm from the states.

the states by zachnnn May 11, 2007

Staten Italy

slang for the borough of Staten Island in NYC, making reference to the high population of Italian citizens living there.

"Vinny crashed his IROC on Rte 440 in Staten Italy on his way to Gina's"

Staten Italy by Pbo August 1, 2005

staten island handshake 

The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.

Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.

staten island handshake by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020