Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

Shooting Pearls by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

school shootings 

America

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.

school shootings by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021

cruiser spooning 

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

cruiser spooning by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

shooting fish in a barrel 

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

shooting fish in a barrel by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

sporting off 

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

sporting off by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

meme-spouting 

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

shooting gallery

heroin users version of a crack house

he od'd over at the shooting gallery

shooting gallery by chillcat May 30, 2003