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Ass Spelunking 

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."

Ass Spelunking by H. J. B. May 17, 2008

deep tongue spelunking 

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
deep tongue spelunking by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

Vaginal Spelunking 

Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.
John: Mary is such a slut, You could go vaginal spelunking!
Vaginal Spelunking by Chip J July 5, 2007

Dirty Spelunker 

A man who invites his wang into a woman's anus with authorization. He is then exploring a dirty cave. At a boy.
I plowed Rachele's ass. I was a dirty spelunker last evening.
Dirty Spelunker by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004

butt spelunker 

one who searches in the darkest depths of anothers anal cavity
dude get your hand out of my ass!

Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!
Gaylord Spelunker by JackTors April 25, 2019