Pre-signing On 

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

Pre-signing On by akararules July 6, 2010

Good signing 

Phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing

Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.

Also written as "guzaning".

Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".

"I just watched Body of Lies, it was a good signing."

A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."

Good signing by vincevds1 April 14, 2009

Yee-haw signalling

The lifestyle of looking rugged like a cowboy, but is actually a suburban/well-to-do person

A form of cultural appropriation, with the culture being appropriated being that of the American southerner in both aesthetics and economics. Offenders tend to be suburban or urban middle and upper class professionals engaging in what they believe to be typical dress and attitude seen in individuals (particularly white and rural) who are working class

You see that image with Dave Crenshaw and Ben Shapiro in cowboy hats? Total yee-haw signalling

Yee-haw signalling by Ang12345 January 2, 2021

Signalization 

The geographical area with working cellular service and preferrably internet. The point is that you are connected with the rest of civilization through a cellular signal.

Example 1:
Daniel: "Yo, why ain't ma bitches sexting me back?"
Leif: "We be out of signalization, fool."

Example 2:
Razz: "My phone never works at fat camp! This weekend, we got to drive back to signalization."
Leif: "And how!"

Signalization by Lectrol May 7, 2010

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam 

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006

Signing Madness 

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

Signing Madness by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

signing off 

A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.

Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!

signing off by Loxi July 23, 2009