seeds of bail

Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.

John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!

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Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

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숨바꼭질

let's go play hide-n-go-seek
애들아 우리 숨바꼭질 하자.

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Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

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an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

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sex but spelt secks

guy: hey wanna have secks???
girl : no
guy: ok

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When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

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