The Sputtering Johnson 

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

The Sputtering Johnson by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

shittering 

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

shittering by dnask8 May 14, 2009

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch 

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

earth shattering shits 

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

earth shattering shits by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

stuttering text 

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.

You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.

stuttering text by all day 3 September 19, 2009

Scutting 

Holding on to a moving luas tram in dublin for the banter

aww laaaad sure well do a bit of scutting

Scutting by ppaaaaaaa January 25, 2011

smuttering 

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.

John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."

smuttering by peejay1977 April 25, 2014