procrasturbate 

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

procrasturbate by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbate 

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

Procrasturbate by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009

procrasturbate 

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

procrasturbate by Family Julz January 21, 2009

Procrasturbate 

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

Procrasturbate by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

Procrasturbate 

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.

I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead

Procrasturbate by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011

procrasterbake

The act of smoking weed instead of doing any work and saving the work for later. Similar to procrasterbating.

I could do my homework... but i think i'll just procrasterbake

procrasterbake by Tommie Neppa September 13, 2011

procrasturbate 

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.

Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."

procrasturbate by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012