Urban Predictionary 

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

Urban Predictionary by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

predicament and a half 

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

predicament and a half by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Predact

The action of moving your goalkeeper in FIFA to predict where your opposition is going to shoot.

"HA! Get predacted, cock-sucker. I knew you'd shoot near-post you obvious cunt!"

"What a predaction, bitch! Nice finesse shot, shame I was standing far-post 3 hours before you did it."

Predact by dilshannn7 August 14, 2019

predicktion 

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.

Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.

predicktion by QuacksO February 13, 2020

predictive texting 

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

predictive texting by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

penile predicament 

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

penile predicament by Adam Mills May 8, 2003