Skip to main content
A word commonly used to describe douche bags/homos/pedos. A plummer, as opposed to plumber, means that instead of cleaning the pipes and crevices of houses, cleans the pipes and crevices of fat hairy boys or young underaged girls.
Kid one: That kid fucked my sister and my dad!
Kid two: WOW what a plummer!
Plummer by The Anti-Douche February 17, 2010
Related Words
not even a word.
its "PUMMEL" you idiot
I "pummeled" that bitch ass wigger for acting like a nigger.

NOT PLUMMEL.. wtf you talking about? a plum that is mel?
plummel by Jon Ho January 4, 2008

timmy plummer 

a complete asshole. who likes fat ugly girls teeth busted bitches. he is going to be a plummer or a janitor when he grow up if he ever does. and this is coming from someone who cares but i sometimes just wanna kick him in the teeth. but i love him. but he likes fat ugly girls with busted teeth bitches.
timmy plummer by mrschokesondix October 18, 2010
Verb. To beat or be beaten by a plumbing apparatus or pipe.
I am going to plummel your ass with this faucet.
Plummel by Benny the Red June 2, 2018

plummer's paradox 

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.
Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."
plummer's paradox by jowjow November 4, 2013
To be the victim of a plum throwing incident.
I was walking down the street then all of a sudden I got plumed.
Plumed by Loopt March 1, 2017