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Plague inc 

Plague Inc is an awesome iOS game that involves you controlling different diseases, including viruses, fungi, parasites, prions, and fictional diseases, such as neurax worms, and necroa viruses. When you start, you choose what country to infect, and with DNA points, you can upgrade transmissions, symptoms, and abilities to try to infect and kill every human on Earth. It has generally pretty popular, on the App Store and extremely fun.
"Have you unlocked nano-viruses yet on Plague Inc?"
No, not yet, I'm still working on parasites, but it's still really fun."
Plague inc by Party Rocker 178 July 23, 2014

Yellow Plague

what yellow fever mutates into when it goes untreated. When the hankering for asian women is so unbearable you just cum in you're pants at the site of one walking down the street.
Jed: ::cums::!!

Japanese girl: Ohh!! how kawaii! ^_^

jed: ::cums again::

Plaguebasting 

The act of, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, purposely infecting someone with the zombie virus to turn them into a zombie as to get rid of them so you don't have to put up with their crap during a zombie outbreak.
Guy1: Dude I hate that guy he's such a prick.
Guy2: Oh I know, I say we put him on our plaguebasting list.
Guy1: Good call.
Plaguebasting by JtRockin June 26, 2009

Noobonic Plague 

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.
Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."
Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

AU Plague 

A disease contracted by most freshman within the first few weeks after arrival to American University. Symptoms include uncontrollable cough, stuffy nose, sore throat, and the inability to attend any classes that start before 11:20 AM. Often contracted by sharing beer bong cups and making out with grenades.
Person 1: Yo, did you make it to your college writing class this morning?

Person 2: Hell no I didn't, I have the AU Plague. Plus that shit was at 8:30 so I was like fuck that and slept in til 3.
AU Plague by zirak September 9, 2010

Bubonic Plague 

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.
Bubonic Plague by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017