pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

Pillergas

"Pillergas" is the act of jerking someone off, while aggressively squeezing their shaft with your fingertips.
The term derives from the Danish movie Kapgang from 2014, where pillergas is potrayed as an extremely intense and pleasurable way of jerking someone off.

"That guy didn't even last 2 minutes, due to the pillergas I gave him"

Pillergas by SophisticatedYoungMan December 8, 2020

Black Pilled 

When you believe there is no way out of a problem.

I'm so black pilled, i just don't see anyway out of this. No matter what we lose.

Black Pilled by BlackPilled November 4, 2020

a miserable little pile of secrets 

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

a miserable little pile of secrets by Dremark May 23, 2006

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

putrid pile 

A one man brutal death metal band from Racine Wisconsin composed of Shaun LaCanne. He peforms all instruments on stage including guitar, base, vocals, and drum programing. Since being formed in 1995 he has released 1 demo, 3 studio albums and 1 split. Bleed for Me (demo), Collection of Butchery (studio), The Pleasure in Suffering (studio), House of Dementia (studio), and Putrid Pile/Viral Load (split). Lyrical themes include serial killing, disembowelment, dismemberment, and necrophilia.

Guy 1:Dude I just got this sick new death metal album!
Guy 2:Nice, whose it by?
Guy 1:Putrid pile, pretty sick shit!

putrid pile by dahmer213 January 1, 2012

Leapfrog Pile Driving 

The sexual act of penetrating someone in the pile driver position whilst leap frogging throughout the room in which the sexual act is taking place...May be utiliased with multiple parties at one time.

Leapfrog Pile Driving: Dude! I leapfrog pile drived her so hard last night that she's gonna have neck, back and pelvis problems for the rest of the week .

Leapfrog Pile Driving by fizzybizness February 28, 2015