Chilly Perkins 

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.

Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!

Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Wee bit peckish 

To be just a little hungry.

"Are you hungry?"
~Nah, Im just a wee bit peckish.

Wee bit peckish by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

Jeffery Perkins 

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈

Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.

Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture 

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

Parking Lot Vulture by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Tab Peeking 

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

Tab Peeking by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019

Parking-lot Illiteracy 

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

Parking-lot Illiteracy by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017