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penelope garcia 

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.
1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).
penelope garcia by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020

that pencefucker 

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.

Penelope 

The most amazing person ever. Pure beauty in it's finest essence. A Penelope is a funny, witty, super smart, awesome person. A Penelope's husband or boyfriend is the luckiest man alive.
My girlfriend is a real Penelope.
Penelope by TurtleFace357 June 23, 2016
He is intelligent and creative. He is a born leader .Peniel is a man of honor, who frowns at dumness and foolishness . Peniel tends to be also good with people especially the ladies because of his good looks and charms. Peniels are also royal and are either called King or De Lyon (the king of the jungle)
I wish I was Peniel, I would have been the king of the word
Peniel by King lyon August 26, 2017

Penelope 

The best friend you could ever meet. A penelope is reserved at times but if your lucky enough to be one of the few that gets close to her don't brake her trust because it's something hard to gain, but worth it.
Person #1: penelope seems cool but she doesn't seem to have many friends

Person #2: ya ig but she doesn't need many... as one of her close friends Ik she's all I need, and makes me feel the same way

peenie whacker 

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.
Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..
peenie whacker by Chance52 August 20, 2021