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thirst parlor 

A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.
Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.
thirst parlor by von groovy May 25, 2017

Mrs. Fubb's Parlor

I'm headed down to eat at Mrs. Fubb's Parlor.
Mrs. Fubb's Parlor by Xenu2001 June 13, 2014

fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

poof parlor 

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.
Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor
poof parlor by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013

Meat Parlor 

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?
Meat Parlor by lolinitup July 30, 2010

back gate parlor 

- Yo, you need to help us get outta here!!!

- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.