pankis

To use the male phallus in a whip-like manner. AKA A Dick Slap.

However, it has two senses, Pank (singular) and Pankis (proper).

I'm gonna pank that bitch so hard.

Yo, that sandwich better come with a pankis!

pankis by don juan dela nooch_cw June 29, 2003

Panis attack  

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

Panis attack by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

Plannish 

I planned that shit.

I shot for the 2 ball, but the 5 ball also dropped. Plannish.

I bought a Camaro, and married a SuperModel. Plannish

I bought a house, and found 2 keys of cocaine in the attic.

Plannish by Marc, Kyle, and big fat Clyde December 26, 2011

panniversary

At the end of every year in the pandemic we shall celebrate another dreaded pandemic anniversary.

Happy panniversary! Ahh you got me a respirator and some rubbing alcohol, how sweet!

panniversary by NeptuneLord March 3, 2021

Ponnish 

The feeling of knowing what to say, but not having the words to express it.

"I think I have a crush on you"
"Uhh.. uhm.. uhh..."
In this example, person 2 wants to say something along the lines of "I like you too", but cannot form a sentence to say it. They are ponnished.

Ponnish by disintegr8ed July 13, 2023

Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

Hot Panning by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

panis 

Medical term for fat that hangs over the waist line "like a separate entity"

"That fat fuck had a 40 pound panis removed and he still looks the same".

panis by Alpha Dolt August 26, 2005